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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
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streetstar2007:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Cant wait to eat some ass with this

streetstar2007:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Cant wait to eat some ass with this

butt-wait
deadtho:

DEADTHO’S MACBOOK AIR GIVEAWAY
Okay so I purchased this MacBook Air about 2 weeks ago so it’s basically brand new and is in perfect condition! 2 weeks after purchasing this one of my family members who lives on the other side of the country bought me a MacBook Pro so I’m going to give this one away to a lucky member of Tumblr :)
MACBOOK TYPE AND SPECS
MacBook Air 11.6” 2014.
1.4 GHz Intel Core i5 processor
4 GB 1600 MHz DDR3 RAM
HD 5000 Graphics card.
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until September 21st, 2014 to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on September 21st, 2014
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.
Good luck and stay lovely!

deadtho:

DEADTHO’S MACBOOK AIR GIVEAWAY

Okay so I purchased this MacBook Air about 2 weeks ago so it’s basically brand new and is in perfect condition! 2 weeks after purchasing this one of my family members who lives on the other side of the country bought me a MacBook Pro so I’m going to give this one away to a lucky member of Tumblr :)

MACBOOK TYPE AND SPECS

MacBook Air 11.6” 2014.

1.4 GHz Intel Core i5 processor

4 GB 1600 MHz DDR3 RAM

HD 5000 Graphics card.

RULES

  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until September 21st, 2014 to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on September 21st, 2014

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!